Space Spies.

My soldiers might as well be legions, buggies might as well be cavalry and when I wipe out an alien nest I gain another twenty-five energy, a currency resource which might as well be gold pieces. There’s definite hints of strange developments to come, with mysterious signals to be decoded and increasingly abstract customisation options just over the horizon, but the preview build doesn’t want to show me any of these.

I’m developing a really serious crush on Clémence Poésy.

Cry havoc.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.

I think we all know what to expect from a Total War game by now.

Endless Legend.

Early Access does not disavow developers of responsibility, de Waubert adds, and they should still be prepared to offer something worthwhile to their players, along with the guarantee that improvements are to come. He says he’s also concerned that many use Early Access as a way to shore up development costs, to tide themselves over.

While we talked about his new game, the creative lead behind Endless Legend had some fair points to make about Steam Early Access and direction the games industry seems to be going in.

Endless Legend looks promising. A couple of years back, I wrote about how I missed Master of Magic and how I felt like fantasy 4X games never really had that sort of scope again. Or even took off. We were always more invested in setting those sorts of things in space instead.

Well, now we’ve got our new Age of Wonders and Eador and Warlock and all sorts, but Endless Legend is the one that might appeal to me the most. Possibly. There’s still a lot to be done and strategy games like these need more than just a test drive. I demand a lot of replay value from my 4X titles, you know.

I kept calling it 'Amarello,' which was not very clever of me.

Armello’s developers call it a “digital board game” but it’s not simply an app conversion of an existing board game. It’s a digital incarnation of an entirely original board game, a fantasy game that League of Geeks first created in physical form. That iteration was only a means to an end, a way for the team to rigorously test its mechanics and balance before it transcended our material plane to become electronic entertainment.

There’s more previews to come. I’m a bit slow lately and a backlog of work is maybe building up, so I’ll have to wrestle that before it becomes overpowering. As ever, keep an eye out for exciting things on Shut Up & Sit Down and for… furrier things on Maia. There’s always more on the way, oh yes.


It was a while before I discovered proper wizards. When I was young, magic was a benign thing: lighthearted entertainment for early evening television. The magicians made things disappear or convinced you that the card you were holding wasn’t what you thought. In Magicka: Wizard Wars, you can cast spells that will make people explode into chunks of bloody meat.

It’s a kind of magic.

I’m technically on holiday right now and I wrote copy for this a little while back. However, I did do some proper video games reporting the other day, jumping at the chance to report on a particularly special story. I contributed to this reporting on the Pillars of Eternity Paradox/Obsidian partnership and then followed it by contributing to this news story, after a chat with Fred Wester and Feargus Urquhart.


I’m quietly optimistic about Age of Wonders 3 and after having spent some lovely evenings amidst its shimmering spires, creaking forests and flitting faeries, I’ve very much enjoyed myself, but I must make it clear to you that it’s a little bit silly.

I was a big fan of the classic (and terribly unbalanced) Master of Magic, something that has kept me interested in fantasy 4x games ever since. Not that many have come along. Not that many have appealed. I’m hoping Age of Wonders 3 might be what I’m waiting for and, boy, that AI can be pretty wicked. It’s given me the run around plenty of times.

Infinite Crisis.

The power of the DC Comics license will have certainly contributed to Infinite Crisis’ profile, lifting it above many of its wannabe peers and giving it a strong head start. It’s also given it a quite unique selling point: it’s not so much a Batman game as a game with multiple Batmans (Batmen?). But no such license was ever necessary for Dota 2 or League of Legends to hook their millions.

I just want to be Bane and do the voice all the time.

A war. With some Vikings.

'We really wanted her to look like someone who would go into a fight in that time period and be dressed properly for that. Not to be dressed for Comic Con,' explains Van Dyke, who has a lot to say about the character design and the concept of women warriors coming from a society that wasn't 'Christian and patriarchal' and which sometimes trained women in combat. 'These women wouldn't have been running around pushing their cleavage out. They were there to fight, to succeed, and you need to reflect that.'

War of the Roses ended up being a game I enjoyed rather a lot, so I’m interested to see how this follow up will do. I also very much like GvD’s comments on the right sort of things to wear in a fight, and a warrior’s ability being what matters, not their gender. I enjoyed hearing him say that.

A probably slightly post-produced screenshot.

Thief is going to be different. Of course, the series is being rebooted, reimagined after ten years in the shadows, so it’s bound to step forward cloaked in a very different mantle, and it’s unreasonable not to expect some substantial changes. Nevertheless, pull that hood back and you may not recognise the face that stares back.

I had very mixed feelings but, then again, this may just not be a game for me. I feel like it will alienate fans of the previous Thief games, but that doesn’t mean it can’t entertain other people. I wouldn’t hold your breath for something particularly subtle or non-linear, but who knows? This is a preview, after all.

I’m also massively angry at myself for leaving in the double use of “back” in that sentence.


Everything about Sir is either silly or scary. I’ll come to the scary part in a moment, but first I need to explain to you that this is a game of tweed and tea.

This went up a while ago and I failed to notice because I’m old and confused. I’m also sure I can write better than this, but I’m bloody exhausted lately and I want to do something that isn’t making words to a deadline.